CRZ is Christopher Robin Zimmerman

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Mon 21:58 
@D_V_D_V_R The Legend of Curly's Gold
Mon 20:13 
"Fam, fam, why was there a camera in that hotel, fam?" #RAW
Mon 17:26 
You In?
1.7 20:41 
WWE putting spaces in the hashtag so they don't have to read people talking about how their idea of #2outof3falls matches pretty well suxxxx #RAW
1.7 20:13 
Okay but... hear me out... what if they'd had *Take* fix all the electronics with his magic lightning bolt? #RAW #Heymanfabe
1.7 19:31 
Holla, holla! <click> #RAW
1.7 19:26 
Aw shoot, "repaired the electronics" WAY too fast - DOWN WITH #HEYMANFABE #RAW
1.7 19:25 
If Graves doesn't fake apologise for his fake spontaneous swearing, #kayfabe is still dead (I'll give him one more segment) #RAW
1.7 19:17 
Isn't this usually where Strowman shows up, yells "I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU" and tips over the ambo? #RAW
1.7 19:15 
@tapemachines If you're really, really fortunate......they'll have the ability to replay the tape some time in the next 2.75 hours (at which time I'll say "TOO SOON TO RESTORE POWER WHAT ABOUT #KAYFABE")
1.7 19:13 
He still didn't manage to get the crowd to not go into business for themselves, of course. Also, didn't really need Graves' punctuation on it unless they were supposed to cut his mic mid-expletive as part of the "power outage" and missed the cue #RAW
1.7 19:12 
That was fun! WAY OVERDONE, but it's not like he's exactly ever been the master of subtlety. It's not gonna make me get on the phone and tell all my friends to turn to #RAW, but I *did* tweet about it...
27.6 15:27 
25.6 20:54 
This new "rounds" system is THE WORST #2OutOf3Falls #SDLive
25.6 20:49 
This rounds system is THE WORST #SDLive
24.6 20:39 
Did No Way Jose stop chasing Truth long enough to do the conga line thing with Gallows & Anderson near AJ Styles but then go back to chasing Truth, or is this that "WWE still hiring a continuity guy" thing? #RAW
23.6 17:52 
RIP Drew Gulak's first name now that Vince knows he exists #WWEStompingGrounds
10.6 19:42 
I guess, not surprisingly, @WWE and I have different opinions on the meaning of "totally cross-cultural" #RAW
10.6 19:26 
This show's version of Friday's match has already been equal to or exceeded...okay, okay, gonna retire this riff. (Probably.) #RAW
7.6 14:12 
So is Shane the new lineal champ or
7.6 12:03 
Hey guys guess whether or not my interest in this show is equivalent to or exceeds that of WrestleMania
27.5 21:35 
27.5 20:50 
Been thinking (admittedly, not very hard) about the House of Saud bringing Goldberg out of @WWE retirement. When was the last time they were this interested in a Jewish guy? So, of course, I went straight to Google and....turns out the answer wasn't as surprising as you'd think
27.5 20:28 
Was dinner respected tho #RAW
27.5 20:11 
Remember this moment just now where Cole hypes the upcoming episode of "Firefly Fun House!" because I guarantee you after they air it, Cole will have totally forgotten and say "what the hell was THAT" #RAW
27.5 20:06 
Yes, wrestling fans, Brock Lesnar doesn't pay attention to this show either #RAW
27.5 19:56 
Say, why isn't Sika on The Super ShowDown? #RAW
27.5 19:55 
[Sorry, Sika and Vince were both born in 1945 - Sika is FOUR MONTHS older than Vince] #RAW
27.5 19:55 
(Sika is 74, one year older than Vince) #RAW
27.5 19:47 
27.5 19:46 
Sure hope it's Tamina Snuka #RAW
27.5 19:46 
Shane's so sweaty from......talking #RAW
27.5 19:43 
1. Wow remember when these dudes had hair
2. So do the Saudis only get 10 year old WWE reruns or
20.5 21:39 
Boy don't wrestlers suck at noticing when the cameras stop following them as if the action may still be where they just were and not where they're going? #RAW
20.5 21:14 
I think I can say that my #RAW tweets tonight have been equivalent to or exceeded #WrestleMania RT @CRZ: When Michael Cole says "How cool was that?" it's all but telegraphed how not cool it was #WrestleMania
20.5 21:08 
Ya know, for a moment it WAS like a Main Event out there...or was that what they were going for? #RAW #MainEvent
20.5 20:39 
Is it sad that I'm so amused that they all keep saying "belts" knowing how much it has to bother Vince? #RAW
20.5 20:24 
Between Super Saudi Arabian Show Down (With Missiles) and Secret Life of Pets: Electric Boogaloo (The Legend of Curly's Gold), June 7 is shaping up to be my worst birthday ever
20.5 19:26 
By the way, @WWE... MISSILES
20.5 19:26 
Aw geez you guys I totally forgot what country Jeddah is in #RAW #CheddahfromJeddah
20.5 19:14 
I should disclose I had no idea Seth and Becky Lynch were an item until yesterday. Heyman must have really missed being on the mic! #RAW
20.5 19:12 
Man @HeymanHustle is full of references tonight #RAW RT @DrFNFurter: ... pation.
20.5 19:11 
Lest we forget, Rollins wasn't exactly lighting the world on fire with his title defenses - in fact, his schedule after WrestleMania was positively Lesnaresque #RAW RT @What30dayrule: CLOCK STOPPED: Just under the wire, it turns out @WWERollins DID defend the @WWE Universal Championship last night at a live event in Brussels - 31 days after his "defense" at the #RAW after #WrestleMania.
20.5 19:09 
OK I did enjoy @HeymanHustle's casual "my father, Tricky Dicky Dangerously" reference drop #RAW
19.5 21:38 
Lesnar just killed some tech guys #MITB
13.5 14:53 
(furiously hitting refresh to see if @RonKillings won the WWE United Kingdom championship) #WWEBournemouth
6.5 19:16 
RT @luchablog: bold move by WWE to shake things up by starting Raw with a series of people walking to the ring one by one to cut a promo
5.5 22:37 
I've got a super duper hilarious and political wrestling related tweet in mind but I should probably embargo it until I think anyone in the world might be reading who'd Like and Retweet it - soooo - next WrestleMania, maybe?
29.4 21:23 
Drew Gulak looks different #RAW
29.4 20:11 
Huh, Lio Rush looks larger and whiter this week #RAW
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