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Fri 12:58 @JayJayDean Okay! I'll read it again later.
Fri 11:57 @JayJayDean Am I nuts or did you add where you said you'd subtract?
Fri 10:06 
@swampynomo SPOILER ALERT: it's not very good
Fri 09:58 
@swampynomo OIKOS sale at the local grocerie
Fri 08:18 
@eastcoast_joe Your yogurt senses are correct; this one actually was not as good as I was hoping
Fri 08:07 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEANUT BUTTER BANANA (GREEK) #yogurtoftheday
Thu 07:51 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE FRITTER #yogurtoftheday
Wed 08:02 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: SALTED CARAMEL (GREEK) #yogurtoftheday
Tue 12:33 
@grandpajoe_dj Yarp.
Tue 08:32 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: ORANGE CRÈME (GREEK) #yogurtoftheday
Mon 10:29 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: MIXED BERRY (GREEK) #yogurtoftheday
Sun 18:45 
Ooh, thanks! RT @tapemachines: @CRZ @WWENetwork it’s on YouTube! https://twitter.com/WWENetwork/status/1201299255320883200
Sun 18:43 
I was gonna check out what passed for Starrcade this year but @WWENetwork appears to be down. I keep asking myself why I keep paying for this thing and obviously it's so I can craft amusing tweets about it without actually ever watching it
28.11 14:09 @boydthompson371 Without checking (https://upwithpeople.org/discover/our-music/) I'm sure in 2019 UWP are performing that exact same kind of faux-country that inexplicably pleases entire football stadiums full of fans
28.11 13:19 Greatest halftime show ever, easily.
28.11 10:50 Oops, an error occurred.
28.11 10:15 C'mon Facebook there's no football for hours, what am I supposed to do here, call my family https://pic.twitter.com/1xrqcB2AcF
26.11 20:17 @funkomatic @DollarBinShow @skiforthree SPOILERS MAN
26.11 12:24 @funkomatic ...but that's David Gray and not M. so I'll go back to work now
26.11 12:23 @funkomatic And JUST NOW I thought about "Illuminate" by Orbital because I guess my brain never turns off
26.11 12:11 @funkomatic Good M. Doughty callouts in the chat this morning, btw - I thought of both of those in the car and have played "Bond" on air at least once
26.11 08:36 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: LEMON BURST #yogurtoftheday
22.11 20:17 Gonna miss you, @Markysparkly.
22.11 20:15 RT @patiomensch: Here’s a photo my friend Kaia shared of @Markysparkly. She was with him today. https://pic.twitter.com/Vk4oNmojTV
22.11 18:07 @tapemachines Notice the "r.s.p-w CON" T-shirt (also notice me in the crowd)
22.11 09:04 
@funkomatic @DollarBinShow It's okay...it was a dollar
(I shoulda taken a photo of the back cover)
https://pic.twitter.com/pNPgauoD6Z
22.11 08:33 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: RASPBERRY #yogurt
21.11 20:09 I am not an Argentinian construction concern so don't @ me RT @tianoruoficial: @manlop 180 familias desesperadas hoy pidieron por Tv solución la empresa CRZ Construcciones no les ha pagado el tramo contratado .RUTA 19 https://pic.twitter.com/SmxmG8JDQb
21.11 20:06 @BoccardiO @elisacarrio @todonoticias Hi! Please stop tagging me; I have nothing to do with whatever you're talking about
21.11 20:05 (Sorry, this has been bugging me for a while and I haven't had Twitter handy any other time)
21.11 20:05 I KNOW RIGHT SHE ALSO CAN'T BUY TWO BLACK....WHATEVER THEY ARE FITBITS OR RT @thecubsfan: @CRZ more concerned that woman hasn't upped her gift giving game in return after all these years, relationship issues coming
21.11 20:03 Guys I can't think of a human being on this planet who, having a spare hundred grand lying around, would think that showing out at the GMC dealership would be the best holiday move he could make for his family
21.11 20:01 Damn, that dude's spend a hundred grand on trucks for the last three or four holiday seasons....you think by now he'd figure out he should just buy two blacks instead of a black his woman's gonna take and a red he claims to also like but you know he wanted black also A HUNDRED Gs
21.11 08:03 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE FRITTER #yogurtoftheday
20.11 07:53 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: STRAWBERRY BANANA #yogurtoftheday
19.11 08:29 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEACH #yogurtoftheday
18.11 22:38 Who's worse tonight: Philip Rivers or Booger McFarland?
18.11 21:58 
Wow, guys, just think - we;re only seven short days from no longer having to give a shit about #brands
18.11 08:35 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLUEBERRY #yogurtoftheday
14.11 19:17 @GscGerald Oh no, it was all company software installation/upgrades. I went home after the 13th restart
14.11 13:18 TWELVE - TWELVE TIMES
14.11 13:17 UPDATE: ELEVEN restarts. I think I'll turn it off and go home
14.11 12:42 My work laptop has restarted without warning eight times in 45 minutes. Is that a lot? It feels like a lot.

Whoops, make that nine times
14.11 06:55 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE FRITTER #yogurtoftheday
13.11 09:22 
@Toast_Jr OIKOS seems to have really changed over the last 18 months!
13.11 08:20 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: HONEST-TO-GOODNESS CRĒME BRŪLÉE (GREEK) #yogurtoftheday
12.11 08:17 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: BOY-OH-BOY BLUEBERRY TART (GREEK) #yogurtoftheday
11.11 21:12 
I mean, we already know what's under there - it's a camera, dummy! #RAW
11.11 19:50 
WRESTLING FANS, don't you dare miss that new/old @WWE show "Hour of Chuckling!"
11.11 12:11 @funkomatic Well, the other one is way more famous/notorious...he's in Avenged Sevenfold
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