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Sat 21:51 Hey DJ
Sat 17:31 
Lookit this asshole (University Ave SE @ Oak St SE)
Fri 21:49 Get closer
Fri 11:26 Come hear all Nine to Twelve inches at Mort's tonight!! I'll be the guy with the hair wearing yellow AND dragons.
Fri 08:05 Guess we could have planned this better (anniversary of first photo tagged with Kris Head)
Wed 21:43 See you in two years!
Tue 22:13 (I got a good parking space; I had to pop in)
Mon 22:33 Tighter
Mon 13:04 If my share last week made you angry, I hope my share this week makes you feel better!
Sun 22:28 Hey DJ - WOW so many friends tonight!!
19.1 15:45 If you don't work tomorrow, I expect to see you tonight!
18.1 22:44 That's how it starts
18.1 11:28 UP YOURS, WINTER - we got sooo much fun stuff and good times tonight! Sadly, I can only be in one place at one time, but I still wanna give you three options, all of which are solid choices and a great way to stay up late.

We got Freak of the Week 2 Year at Pimento! Nola and Jamez and some people I am not Facebook friends with but should be are GUARANTEED to bring the best mix of the old and new (but more old...just like you like it). Get there early ($5 cover between 9 and 10PM; $10 after) not just to have money for an extra Red Stripe but because Jamez will probably go on first again!

It's a highlight of the month - The Assortment w/DJ Michael Grey: January Dance Party! at Mort's! Michael brings the pop and proves that there's still life left in the genre! Also, he WILL play Icona Pop at 0115 but you find yourself overjoyed to hear it and unable to NOT sing along! 10PM, $6 cover, I recommend the Fulton/Jameson deal

And the highlight of ... let's say highlight of the quarter, the irregular and increasingly venue hopping Electric Feel: 2000s Indie Dance Party w/ FooLProoF & Modernist lands back at one of the coolest places to have it: the Turf Club! I heard a rumour that MAGGIE will be there and you will want to meet and dance next to her. Don't tell her I said that, though - it'll be our little secret! $10 cover but it's worth every penny. Just prepare yourself now: we're walking to Denny's after.

Whatever you do today, I hope you're MAKIN' IT GREAT like a 1980s Pizza Hut! Get out there, stand against a wall and enjoy music AND beverages until your friends finally force you to dance!
17.1 17:57 Happy 65th Anniversary of Frankie Knuckles' Birth! (I just realised I included a FK production in this week's Dollar Bin - there are no coincidences)
17.1 17:15 
Got a W-2 from Norton LifeLock in the mail today! This is a bit of a surprise as I don't recall working for them (or Symantec) at all in 2019... so now I'm wondering whose paycheque I might be reporting to the IRS later
17.1 10:57 
There are three people on this entire floor and two of them are me and my next door cubemate...also, we're both just waiting for the first flakes to land so we can work the rest of the day from home like everybody else was smart enough to do from the jump - on the plus side, not TOO much traffic and we're having allllll the coffee and things are just slow enough for me to jump on The Facebook and wrestle with my phone's autocorrect. Hey I really enjoyed that Escape From Minneapolis last night
17.1 10:13 Wow, I'll follow this guy anywhere
16.1 17:17 Hey DJ
14.1 23:00 THIS JUST IN: They're all the same ;-) (via Peter)

My scores (matches out of 20):
Bloomberg/Warren 10
Yang 9
Sanders/Steyer 8
Biden 7
Buttigieg/Klobuchar 6
Gabbard 5
14.1 17:25 
CRZ PRESENTS ROUNDY'S KITCHEN - an ongoing series
12.1 20:53 
Never doubted 'em. #GoPackGo
10.1 22:45 Rowr
9.1 17:11 Hey DJ
8.1 16:42 
I gotta stop challenging this guy, he never finishes a game
8.1 13:50 Well this is some bullshit
7.1 20:31 
Mooooooooose (@ Rosedale Center) (video)
7.1 20:31 
Still here!! (@ Rosedale Center) (video)
7.1 17:00 
I'm not saying I'm good at cards buuuuuut
4.1 22:59 In the darkest time of the year, we ride on the darkest waves
4.1 15:47 
Oh shit it's a Jumpman machine - thanks to my brother and sister-in-law! (Didn't wanna/couldn't pay to use the Commodore marks, huh? 😆)
3.1 22:12 Well I may not have been to Tx in this building since October... but on the other hand, I haven't missed one in 2020 yet
3.1 00:17 
Oh no there's a danger I may be removed from the voter registration list of Santa Clara county, where I have not lived since July 2004 at an address which I'm pretty sure no longer exists after the planned condo conversion - good ol' Cali
2.1 09:58 Help me get through this week. What's the funniest thing I've ever said to you*?
2.1 06:30 RIP Barry ZeVan. He did it right up to the end.
1.1 21:40 
Great time bringing in 2020 at BLB last night! Somehow ended up I loaded up on "F" Artists (haha FARTISTS) because F 2019, am I right? Thanks to Christian Fritz (EDIT: another fine fartist!!) for the opportunity and being a very enthusiastic audience, along with the almost always full house for the full 5 hours. Here's my piece of it, hope you can decipher my handwriting. If you ever have two turntables sitting around at YOUR establishment, I got crates - call my booker. (...who is also me.)
1.1 16:06 
Changed my cover photo
31.12 20:50 Tunes soon! New year coming up!
31.12 18:27 
Always a relief to see that I'm the #1 photo! Only 195 Instas this year... but 1221 Likes!

Pictured: Me, Massive Attack with Liz Fraser, Kyoto Sushi, Kenny G, Wax Lead, MINE, Wax Lead again, me again, Birthday Suits

(NB: I did not win the year's supply of bacon)
31.12 18:24 
Wanted to see what the last thing on my timeline from LAST decade was and it was this note from Andy, who died May 25, 2015....definitely one of several low points of the decade. We'll try to end it on a much higher one tonight!
30.12 20:47 As you know, a year can't officially end until NBC News reminds us who died during it - and as usual, looks like a couple people tried to sneak their deaths by me
30.12 15:30 Electric Feel: 2000s Indie Dance Party w/ FooLProoF & Modernist returns to the Turf Club January 18, but will Maggie and Becca? STAY TUNED
30.12 00:50 DEAD MOUSE UPDATE, 2019-20 SEASON: ☠️☠️☠️☠️

This one was very creative about entering the trap in such a way that I may actually have to violate the "no need to touch dead mouse" selling point of my trap. (Photos DM'd on request) - of course, I ran to Facebook to post this status before I bothered attempting corpse disposal
28.12 10:48 
Okay see ya in three hours (via Martin)

https://youtu.be/Y53k5YCL93c (YouTube: 4K CABVIEW Bijelo Polje - Bar - Winter ride from snowy mountains to Adriatic Sea coast)
28.12 10:06 Of course, in the "memory" Facebook crops the most important part of the hoodie so you have no idea why it got 35 comments (SPOILER ALERT: it wasn't because of my face)
28.12 10:02 The top item in my timeline right now is a plea from Facebook to share my most commented photo of 2017. My next three are posts strongly encouraging everyone to not go out in the ice, which I have read as "totally okay to stay in bed a while"
27.12 15:19 
All right... which one of you......went postal
26.12 06:26 
Happy Boxing Day, everyone!
25.12 20:59 
Merry Christmas! Here's the lightest fake profile to ever friend me - sheesh, put in some effort, "Maria Hass Nebert"
24.12 05:56 
Hokey smokes it's early - hey tune into KFAI A.M. Drive where I'm joining Barb, Mason and super producer Savannah for the CHRISTMAS EVE SPECTACULARRRRRRRRRRRRR
23.12 19:33 
Beer goggles.
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