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14.4 13:28 Colombian Supremo
14.4 10:59 Looks like I'm about four years late to this party
14.4 10:27 
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Listened to Battle Tapes - Polygon on Spotify
13.4 20:06 
Is somebody doing some 3D printing while they're taping the backstage interviews? #RAW
13.4 19:47 
D'you think when Chloe from Colleyville, TX agreed to do this anti-vaping spot she had any inkling she'd be on Adult Swim about 50 times a night and how ANXIOUS does THAT make her
13.4 19:13 
...SQUATTING! #RAW
13.4 18:39 Somehow I managed to completely forget that there was such a thing as Bud Light Seltzer for a month, so....there's that
13.4 15:00 NLOK closing quote: 18.86 ▼0.51 (Range: 18.63 - 19.41)
13.4 11:26 
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Listened to Identified Patients - Weeshuis Der Verloren Zielen on Spotify
13.4 09:02 Trying to remember if it's been three or four weeks since I washed my hair
13.4 08:47 
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Listened to Spotify playlist "Discover Weekly"
12.4 19:32 
DEEP IN THE PANTRY, A CONTINUING SERIES: NEVER FORGET the freshness date on this veggie lasagna
12.4 18:14 
Sometimes it shows on Easter
12.4 17:27 Highlander Grog
12.4 15:16 
Chet is 6! Here's how he looked when he was 6....days. I'm a real deadbeat uncle.
12.4 03:15 
BOOM

https://escapefromminneapolis.bandcamp.com/album/2020-ep
12.4 02:59 Well at least Burger King is thinking about me
12.4 02:55 
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Listened to Escape from Minneapolis - 2020 EP on Bandcamp
11.4 20:41 Half liter bottle of Diet Dr Pepper
11.4 04:11 Golly! Was this on KFAI? I had no idea. RT @ReadeAlexandra: A special thanks to @democracynow and Amy Goodman
The major outlet that allowed me to relay my history with Biden.
I have been smeared and called vile names by Biden supporters
I was also accused of being called a Russian agent. I am not.
I will continue to speak out.
11.4 02:56 Notification from Galaxy Store: "Clock needs update" - REALLY? How exactly would the CLOCK app need some kinda update? Suspicious
11.4 02:53 Our domain may have expired
11.4 01:22 
COMING SOON (maybe)
10.4 20:01 
Is this funny? I can't tell without audible announcer chuckling #SmackDown
10.4 17:35 
Aw yeah
10.4 16:58 
  New Orb vinyl!! - US Post Office (Minneapolis, MN)
10.4 16:22 
Listened to Zwaremachine - Ripping at the Fabric
10.4 15:55 As Good Fridays go, I've had gooder
10.4 15:00 Markets closed: Good Friday
10.4 13:27 @BridgetMarieA_ Oh dear, you've been hacked
10.4 09:34 WWE releases The Revival
9.4 18:54 Can of Caffeine Free Diet Dr Pepper
9.4 16:28 
Listened to Joris Voorn - Never (Orbital Remix)
9.4 16:26 
I like it
9.4 15:35 (This isn't actually HILARIOUS!!! but that's how it cutted and pasted from MeMe - I mean LaLa - congratulations to you all for being favoured by The Algorithm)

This is HILARIOUS!!! DONT CHEAT!!!! I want to see if I come up for anyone. Make sure you follow the directions at the bottom. You don't pick the names, Facebook does. 😆😜🤷‍♀️

I'm on Holiday ☀️👙🏝🍹

My holiday buddy: Mason Butler
Spends every day at the nudist beach: Kat Smart
Drinks all the cocktails: Mel Desprez
Chats up the bar staff: Christian Fritz
Arrested for skinny dipping: Allison Anne
Breaks the karaoke machine: Rissy Bird
Eats all the food: Emily Johnson
Falls off a donkey: Michael Kerschmann
Gets sunburnt on the 1st day: Al Grande
Wins £500 on the bingo: Tom Wollenberg (did we really go all the way to the United Kingdom to play BINGO?)
Misses their flight home: Adri Mehra
Steals all the inflatables: Nick Smith
Stung by a jelly fish: Sam Woodman
Throws everyone’s towels in the pool: Vanessa Tieman
Wakes everyone up singing at 3am: Jeff Wepplo
Comes last in the talent show: Christopher James
Gets drunk and has a tattoo: Michael Todd Grey

1. Copy-paste and delete the names...
2. After each statement, type @ and the first letter of the statement (eg : My holiday buddy = @M)
3. You'll see the name of one of your friends!
4. If one is already used, take the next one!
5. Don’t cheat
9.4 15:12 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACKBERRY ON THE BOTTOM (GREEK) #yogurtoftheday
9.4 15:12 Toasted Southern Pecan
9.4 15:00 NLOK closing quote: 19.37 ▼0.21 (Range: 18.84 - 19.82)
9.4 14:41 @CrosleyRadio Got it - thank you!
9.4 14:33 @CrosleyRadio Well, the on hold music is much nicer on this line. :) May I suggest changing the automated message on ext. 1206 to say that nobody's available to answer, at least temporarily?
9.4 14:15 After spending four hours on hold with @CrosleyRadio support, I'm starting to wonder if they're even staffed today...in which case, maybe update the message? The disembodied voice saying a representative will be with me "shortly" feels less reassuring and increasingly ironic.
8.4 20:58 
Okay - as "Wotta TWIST!" goes.....that was pretty okay. Did we really need to take an hour to get there? .....I guess? #NXT
8.4 20:43 That's, like, 160% RT @sewardcoop: We have hand sanitizer at the Franklin Store! Pranarom's new Hand Purifier is 60% alcohol and 100% certified organic essential oils. Get one while supplies last! https://pic.twitter.com/KQ8kPGdX0E
8.4 20:04 
Uh oh, it's about to get cinematic up in here #NXT #broadway
8.4 15:00 NLOK closing quote: 19.58 ▲0.64 (Range: 18.90 - 19.71)
8.4 14:12 Stay at home extended until Monday May 4. Let's put an "at least" on the end of that. I know I'm privileged and lucky and I'm sure I'll have no choice but to make it but still.....can I tell you? Right now I have no idea how I'll make it. (Give me an hour or two and/or a nap and I'll come up with something, I'm sure)
8.4 13:15 I'd like to use my Trumpbux to finance a trip outta the country but I hear there's a travel ban RT @ryderfakin: @CRZ amazing the dude call it quits while everyone is embracing Socialism. What are YOU doing with the bribe ?
8.4 12:54 
<checks friend count>
I dream of a day when a majority of the people, fed up with both parties, actually band together to vote for somebody else
<checks friend count again>
8.4 12:37 Breakfast Blend
8.4 12:29 
So..........there'll still be other people on the ballot come November
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