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1.8.19 14:39 I know I have a lot of fun trolling Nigerian ticket holders of MSP events but Facebook's absolute lack of ability to deal with scammers in real time - or at all, sometimes - has terrible consequences. They really, REALLY need to step up their AI game when it comes to identifying and squashing the fakes.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/28/technology/facebook-military-scam.html
31.7.19 11:28 
Whooooooooooa guys it's the 2 year anniversary of my livejournal
31.7.19 10:12 
Very heads down doing my last of four days of Surly stuff since Saturday but I did produce another fun hour of music for KFAI which came out yesterday which you might enjoy: mixcloud.com/kfaiFMradio/the-dollar-bin-029/ All previous episodes are now archived at Mixcloud!
30.7.19 23:47 
Kimber: But I'm STARRRRRRVING. Which Chinese place is open this late on a Tuesday night?
Me: Dunno
(Kimber fiddles with her phone)
Kimber: Drink up, we're going to Stadium Village
30.7.19 01:40 
Behold my results from the latest gathering of the #twincitiescollagecollective
29.7.19 22:13 
It's not a dream (it's a nightmare)
28.7.19 23:56 Anybody staying up late or should I just drive home? Please answer in the next five minutes thanks
28.7.19 22:04 Hey DJ
28.7.19 00:49 I'M SO HAPPY
27.7.19 01:50 Yep, Mercedes found me first AGAIN but at least I made it
27.7.19 00:15 Holy shit yes The 90s Preservation Society
26.7.19 22:20 Greetings, friends! I have a +1 for tonight's 90s show at the VFW (where I already am) if you need to get into a thing free before the final hour of Hipshaker. Holler atcher boy!
26.7.19 13:27 
Holy buckets, Kim and I strapped into Pikachuu v1 and left Silicon Valley for the Twin Cities fifteen years ago. (EDIT: 15 years ago tomorrow morning, actually - I better fix this status!) SO glad for all my Minnesota (and beyond) people I've met since then! But also a little sad I haven't hardly spent any time with my California people since then. I still love you all!
25.7.19 16:18 I love Jeff Lynne, but I sure don't "$72.69 for a $46.50 seat at Xcel" love him, and I guess I'm just too lazy to head on out to the box office to drop that same $46.50+there'llstillbesomestupidfeesIbet.

Plus, let's be honest, I was already going to Gothess Presents: The Gathering anyway
25.7.19 10:15 When can I get back to being THIS guy again?
24.7.19 03:43 
Tonight I grabbed a ... I dunno, 30 or 31 year old shirt - to wear to walk to karaoke tonight. I wondered if Deanna and/or Kelli and/or Scott and/or Melanie was with me when I bought it? Also, damn, is Mickey really 90 or 91 or whatever? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeei... what I'm really saying, as always, is PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (📷: Yo Ritchie)
23.7.19 20:55 Toooooo easy
23.7.19 17:10 I gotta work Surly Field, but if I wasn't....just spend all day at KCK on Saturday. Trust me.
22.7.19 14:48 
Just completed a phone interview with a Raleigh recruiter regarding a contract with an as yet unknown "Minneapolis" company... then noticed I had received two hits in my email for phone interviews (Code42 and CH Robinson) #HireCRZ #ontothenextone
22.7.19 13:13 
Half of my Dollar Bin on KFAI webcasts are now available once again via KFAI's Mixcloud page! And they're still coming, once an hour! Here they all are on one page: just press play and you won't have to think about selecting music for OWWWWWW-ERRRRRRRZZZ.
22.7.19 01:23 
No
21.7.19 22:41 Hey DJ
20.7.19 22:29 My apologies to the yacht club, but it's Assortment Saturday!
20.7.19 20:38 
My Internet was out all day! Hooray! I was greeted by maybe the laziest fake friend request ever! I'm not even sure what they're trying to get out of me - there are no naughty links or NOTHIN'. (They DID manage to sucker a "mutual friend" into accepting their Friendship, though - maybe one day THEY'LL tell me.) Anyway, here's "Sarah West"
19.7.19 23:52 Flute solo go
18.7.19 22:35 OK yes I left the house and yes I do expect a medal
18.7.19 15:57 
Changed my cover photo
18.7.19 14:11 Happy Birthday, Bridget! Facebook said "hey, you know what, just do the laziest thing possible and post this video." ¡Arriba!
18.7.19 12:29 "Dear Christopher,

Thank you for your interest in our Technical Writer position.

We appreciate having the opportunity to review your resume and qualifications for this position. A final selection has been made and the position is now filled.

We sincerely appreciate your interest in our company and wish you the best of luck in your pursuit of employment opportunities.

Regards,

Human Resources
Cray Inc."

OK well gonna go die now thanks
17.7.19 13:35 Thanks for poundin' them hearts!
16.7.19 15:54 
Radar is totally empty, except for the thunderstorm directly over my house. That's an interesting feeling--HOLY SHIT THAT'S LOUD how do I still have power?
16.7.19 12:46 Interviewed at the Centennial Office Building today with MN IT for a Knowledge Management Lead position. The successful candidate will lead two others and that team of three will attempt to get the knowledge of something like 45,000 people across countless state and county agencies out of SharePoint and onto Remedy. There were 45 applicants and they're interviewing ten; I was the second guy. Winnowing down the field was a huge part of what made my May application drag into a July interview. It was weird sitting in a room with three white guys after all the diversity I've experienced over the past year. It was...a little fun? They had five set questions and I tried to shoehorn in my selling points answering them. I *think* I made the points I needed to make, but I also probably gave them plenty of reasons to NOT consider me - unless acknowledging my many weaknesses is ALSO a strength, in addition to the strengths I tried to describe. It sounds like what they REALLY need is a salesperson - an evangelist to get people on board with utilisation of the new Knowledge Management Database. It's a daunting task. I would LOVE to be the guy doing it. Realistically...I have pretty low expectations. They were way less interested in KFAI than the Cray folks, after all. They said they might be able to reach a decision by the end of the month. You know how I love to wait! But in all honesty, if somehow I landed this job, I would definitely never have to look for another job again...which is almost as appealing as the prospect of eventually scoring a pension! Thanks again to Craig for suggesting the state as a potential employer and keeping me looking there for positions like this one.
16.7.19 11:55 
Way too hot to be taking selfies at the Capitol in this getup, but just wrapped a pretty interesting interview with MN IT, so let's commemorate it
15.7.19 23:39 
ON AIR ALERT: I'm LIVE on KFAI + WQNA in 20 minutes!!
15.7.19 21:51 
Wow, City Pages finally reported on this story by.....going there and having a good time. "Huh!" Well, that's disappointing.

(In case you forgot, or are just joining us:
https://www.facebook.com/CRZed/posts/10156957334859791) />
http://www.citypages.com/restaurants/club-jager-is-still-back-half-packed-and-black/512730501
15.7.19 13:21 
If you had three weeks in the pool, please visit your cashier
15.7.19 02:35 
Good night
14.7.19 22:18 
I will never not enjoy subjecting the Mortimer's TouchTunes audience to Kraftwerk's "Neon Lights"
14.7.19 20:38 It's Kris' final night in America! I've grabbed the first booth - come on over, take a selfie, play some pinball, mess around on TouchTunes and, most importantly, keep him from getting all mopey on me!
14.7.19 02:44 Two hair related convos from tonight:

HEXAGON BAR - Me: I'm gonna sneak out - good seeing ya! Good luck with.... all this!
Gretchen: Your hair smells amazing!
Me: Thanks! That's gotta be lake water!

KITTY CAT KLUB - Rando bro: Wow, when was your last haircut?
Me: Six years! But it keeps falling out so it never gets any longer
Randbro: You should stop shaving, dude!
Me: But I'm trying to get a job, bro!
14.7.19 01:22 It's so beautiful
13.7.19 21:46 
And maybe then you wouldn't get so sick of me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjC8TrROhNU (Sneaker Pimps: Sick)
12.7.19 21:05 
Changed my cover photo
12.7.19 15:30 Taking Kris to ze beach in a couple hours - if you'd like to be a part of THAT circus but don't know which beach, holler
11.7.19 22:09 Guys, the Lutherans have scared away EVERYBODY except Joel, Kris and I. Come get you a sing song drink token!
11.7.19 09:46 This morning, I was up at 7.45 (don't ask why, just accept) and decided to bring up the trash can before some dog walker left a plastic bag of crap in it - I know, first world problems and all that. ANYWAY. I noticed that a dead mouse was on my front lawn. Not sure which animal did this or why they decided to leave it as tribute OR if this is any kind of omen, but that's definitely a way to start the day worthy of this Facebook status. Also, super glad it was dead outside my house rather than inside it. I am not a friend to mice; I trust that will not affect *our* friendship.
11.7.19 09:42 Hey James, remember that only time we ever met? FACEBOOK REMEMBERS
9.7.19 22:31 and/or
9.7.19 11:27 Christopher Christopher Christopher
WE'RE DOING IT
9.7.19 11:17 
This was PRETTY OKAY RADIO OKAY - thanks to Kris Head for being my first ever radio "guest" and doing a decent job of selecting at that. My skills as an interviewer (say two words, shut up for 60 seconds) are on grand display as well. Thanks to everybody who caught bits of it live; now you can catch all 119:57 for the next fortnight!
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