| 13.8.10 11:32 | 
 | Left the yogurt of the day in the refrigerator at home :( |
| 13.8.10 11:32 | | Provisional follower may be the funniest follower I have and I have NO IDEA where he got the idea to follow me |
| 12.8.10 12:46 | | O apple fritter / highlight of ev'ry Thursday / when I can score you |
| 12.8.10 11:56 | | Are you publicly tweeting your direct messages again? |
| 12.8.10 09:24 | 
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEAR |
| 12.8.10 00:23 | | Don't make me go viral |
| 11.8.10 17:05 | | And how can we be so sure you are who you say YOU are, hmmm? I don't see no "Verified" badge next to YOUR account! |
| 11.8.10 14:35 | | Watching <redacted> tweet is like an avoidable car crash, but their bizarre, unearned self-confidence keeps them behind that tweet wheel |
| 11.8.10 14:34 | | Twitter highlight: Watching someone unfunny tweet an unfunny "riff," then pound home their unfunniness with add'l, equally unfunny followups |
| 11.8.10 11:34 | | The RAIN gauge, yes. |
| 11.8.10 11:31 | | I emptied 5" (!) out of the gauge this morning. I have to think I missed a day and that can't ALL be from yesterday...can it? 55414 |
| 11.8.10 11:07 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: LEMON MERINGUE (thick & creamy) |
| 10.8.10 18:04 | | My "experience" is hard to quantify - or put on a resume - or earn a decent wage from ;-) |
| 10.8.10 17:43 | | "HPOA" is less pronouncable |
| 10.8.10 17:08 | | . You say you want candidates to have 5 years of news experience - I have 0 but I HAVE been on the Internet for 15 - should I apply? |
| 10.8.10 16:37 | | I can take the heat, but idiots...that's another story |
| 10.8.10 16:21 | | Current temp: 87 Current heat index: 99 Current location: absolutely indoors |
| 10.8.10 13:30 | | I wonder if this conference call on hold music is available on a CD - I'd hate to think a day may come when it's out of my life |
| 10.8.10 13:13 | | Two wrongs... RT : If you're already ironically watching "Twilight", aren't you obligated to ironically watch "Vampires Suck"? |
| 10.8.10 12:32 | | Anyone who uses "Vampires Suck" and "funny" in the same tweet probably deserves to be unfollowed by me....but I won't |
| 10.8.10 11:08 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: STRAWBERRIES 'N BANANAS |
| 9.8.10 22:01 |
 | Ah. Yes. JinxyouowemeaSlurpee |
| 9.8.10 21:56 |
 | Upon further review, the Rey Mysterio at that only selling Barq's isn't red...it just has a red lid. |
| 9.8.10 21:45 |
| Y'know, the ARCO Arena isn't all that big - there's only a finite number of hallways and I think we've seen ALL of them on tonight's |
| 9.8.10 21:41 | | You were wise not to hang around for Tamina. But quick, don't miss this 1991 SummerSlam highlight!! |
| 9.8.10 21:40 | | Of course, in 1994 "SummerSlam Spectacular" meant "two hours of better than squash level WWF wrestling:" http://bit.ly/ayvLce (CRZ.net) |
| 9.8.10 21:36 |
| Thank you for perhaps the least attractive swimsuits in the history of professional wrestling--err, sports entertainment |
| 9.8.10 21:28 | | RT : Amazing! "Captured: America in Color from 1939-1943" http://extras.denverpost.com/archive/captured.asp |
| 9.8.10 21:24 |
| If didn't edit those "Piranha 3D" ads, I hope he's at least getting some royalties somehow |
| 9.8.10 21:23 |
| So that 7-Eleven only sells Barq's in every slot....yet the dude's Rey Mysterio Slurpee is RED. What's up with that? |
| 9.8.10 18:49 | | Hooray! It's down to 90 (heat index 96)! |
| 9.8.10 16:52 |
 | Yep, they switched again. http://whichcarisdavidgillilandinthisweek.info/ http://whichcaristraviskvapilinthisweek.info/ |
| 9.8.10 12:54 | | Interesting...one of the two bills I accidentally mailed without a stamp was delivered and they deposited the check (larger one of course) |
| 9.8.10 12:47 | | Technically, an unredeemed scratcher is not proof. |
| 9.8.10 12:19 | | It's already hot enough; please spare me your hot air about the environment and how air conditioning is evil. Also, move to Texas. |
| 9.8.10 11:18 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEACHES 'N CREAM (thick & creamy) |
| 8.8.10 14:03 | | Oh, Smoke. How COULD you? |
| 8.8.10 14:00 | | Does AB REALLY believe anyone watching this telecast is "new to NASCAR" and needs the Chase explained to them? |
| 8.8.10 13:05 | | As said, TNA attempted to recreate ECW, but unfortunately they've only managed to recreate ECW December to Dismember |
| 8.8.10 12:51 | | Watching McDonald's ad for ... frapp?s. Do they still serve hamburgers there? |
| 8.8.10 12:40 | | RT : Kanye West's Twitter feed is like what would happen if ran 's Twitter feed. |
| 7.8.10 12:48 |
 | I'm now a VIP. http://vip.grooveshark.com |
| 6.8.10 17:03 | | You don't say RT : 2w |
| 6.8.10 16:36 |
 | Anthony Tolliver knows how to make a Timberwolves fan a Tolliver fan - THE DECISION PART DEUX: http://youtu.be/fvL5KRoXC00 |
| 6.8.10 15:16 |
 | Wanna see captions even less funny than any "Captionomics" contest ? See 's Facebook contest at http://bit.ly/bQqtRx |
| 6.8.10 12:28 | | Oh man, I got followed by a CELEBRITY today! Hello ! |
| 6.8.10 11:49 | | (Sorry for obvious insensitivity to dudes having a soy allergy...and regularly eat soba ramen - now that's a demographic you don't wanna PO) |
| 6.8.10 11:46 | | Instead of pulling that undeclared-soy-protein-included soba off the shelves, just give it to me. Last I checked, soy protein was DELICIOUS |
| 6.8.10 11:44 | | OH NO! NOT SOY PRO-- wait, really? RT : RECALL: KOYO Soba Ramen -- contains undeclared soy protein. More at http://s.coop/260 |
| 6.8.10 11:00 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACKBERRY HARVEST (thick & creamy) |
