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Since: 12.12.02
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#21 Posted on
YOU SHUT UP I LIKED DUKE DROESE.

Well, the guy, anyway. I'll happily admit the gimmick was crap, but, I mean, he pulled it off somehow.

I would have loved to see him given anything better, just to see if anything would come of it. Anybody else remember that goofy vignette that floated around WWF Action Zone and the like for a while, wherein Duke Droese did impressions of the entire roster? Oh, yes you do. It was funny and you know it.

Anyway, if you remember that skit, you remember that even the wrestling garbageman made fun of Dean Douglas. That kind of puts it all into perspective.
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Since: 22.6.02
From: Brooklyn, NY

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#22 Posted on
Man Mountain Rock's gimmick of a fat guy that plays guitar was pretty bad.

Farooq's gladiator gimmick when managed by Sunny with that silver head gear.
ripblazer
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Since: 16.1.02
From: Calgary Alberta Canada

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#23 Posted on
Hogan's helmet with the fist on it was pretty bad too.
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Since: 20.6.02
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#24 Posted on
Ron Reis as The Yeti (or as Tony Schiavone would say, "The Ye-tay) was pretty bad. He was a freakin wrestling mummy! Thank God he didn't stick around.

And as long as we're talking about the Dungeon of Dumb, remember Gron the Leprechaun? If not, I apologize for bringing back bad memories.




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Since: 26.11.02
From: MS

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#25 Posted on
hey u guys remember when shane douglas was tagged up with some guy and they would ride to the ring on skateboards? anyone remember their names? i always thought that was pretty bad.



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Since: 16.1.02
From: Calgary Alberta Canada

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#26 Posted on
Two words: El Matador
Swordsman Yen
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Since: 16.2.02
From: Shaolin

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#27 Posted on | Instant Rating: 10.00
From the desk of Swordsman Yen
Two words: Beaver Cleavage.



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Since: 10.1.02

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#28 Posted on
Two words: The Dragon



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Since: 15.1.03

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#29 Posted on
    Originally posted by ced64
    hey u guys remember when shane douglas was tagged up with some guy and they would ride to the ring on skateboards? anyone remember their names? i always thought that was pretty bad.


The Dynamic Dudes...he tagged with Johnny Ace

My pick...Mark Henry; Transvestite Fondling, Grandma Humping Black Man. There's a reason every repackage for him bombs now.

(edited by Venom on 10.3.03 1545)




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FurryHippie
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Since: 29.10.02
From: New York

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#30 Posted on

    Originally posted by Lord of the Manor
    The Berzerker. Worst gimmick within a gimmick with that whole count-out finisher. Yeh, that was just a whole lot of devastation.


With respect due to the horrible gimmicks of our time....this IS the worst, hands down. At least the other gimmicks had something to do with humans in our era (clowns, garbagemen, etc) but this man was a friggin VIKING FROM ANCIENT TIMES! He said HUSK HUSK and held out his hand for NO REASON. His finisher was the topper. Seriously, if you never saw it, you wouldn't believe it. He simply throws a jobber through the ropes, gets the 10 count, and wins....that's it. I guess that's the reason he never won a match against a real non-jobber...I mean this dude was DOOMED from the second they created him.

Show some Berserker love, guys...I know we can't be the only ones who see this is as the worst of the worst.



ahem....

BOO-yah!
astrobstrd
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Since: 13.3.02
From: Loveland, OH

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#31 Posted on

    Originally posted by FurryHippie

      Originally posted by Lord of the Manor
      The Berzerker. Worst gimmick within a gimmick with that whole count-out finisher. Yeh, that was just a whole lot of devastation.


    With respect due to the horrible gimmicks of our time....this IS the worst, hands down. At least the other gimmicks had something to do with humans in our era (clowns, garbagemen, etc) but this man was a friggin VIKING FROM ANCIENT TIMES! He said HUSK HUSK and held out his hand for NO REASON. His finisher was the topper. Seriously, if you never saw it, you wouldn't believe it. He simply throws a jobber through the ropes, gets the 10 count, and wins....that's it. I guess that's the reason he never won a match against a real non-jobber...I mean this dude was DOOMED from the second they created him.

    Show some Berserker love, guys...I know we can't be the only ones who see this is as the worst of the worst.



Why do I seem to remember a match where Berzerker lost by DQ by trying to stab The Undertaker with his sword? Did this happen, or am I just insane?



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Since: 29.10.02
From: New York

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#32 Posted on

    Originally posted by astrobstrd

      Originally posted by FurryHippie

        Originally posted by Lord of the Manor
        The Berzerker. Worst gimmick within a gimmick with that whole count-out finisher. Yeh, that was just a whole lot of devastation.


      With respect due to the horrible gimmicks of our time....this IS the worst, hands down. At least the other gimmicks had something to do with humans in our era (clowns, garbagemen, etc) but this man was a friggin VIKING FROM ANCIENT TIMES! He said HUSK HUSK and held out his hand for NO REASON. His finisher was the topper. Seriously, if you never saw it, you wouldn't believe it. He simply throws a jobber through the ropes, gets the 10 count, and wins....that's it. I guess that's the reason he never won a match against a real non-jobber...I mean this dude was DOOMED from the second they created him.

      Show some Berserker love, guys...I know we can't be the only ones who see this is as the worst of the worst.



    Why do I seem to remember a match where Berzerker lost by DQ by trying to stab The Undertaker with his sword? Did this happen, or am I just insane?



Haha oh yes my friend, this did actually happen. I was thinking about it while I was writing my post. There was some sort of clusterfuck going on in the ring, and Berzerker knocked Taker out on the mat. He goes to grab his sword and plung it through Taker, but he does his trademark zombie situp and the sword goes straight through the mat. Shockingly, Berzerker wasn't charged with attempted murder. I mean, he's a VIKING.



ahem....

BOO-yah!
Russenmafia
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Since: 16.12.02
From: Siberia, Russia

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#33 Posted on
ah the berzerker, the gimmick was crap allright, here he is



And he couldn't have been that BAD, after all, the WWF made an action figure of him.



It must have been hiliarious if he ever got a title match and to have seen Mr Fuji try to explain to him that he can't win the match by countout.

Oh and my pick for lamest gimmick ever goes to........


Outback Jack.


(edited by Russenmafia on 10.3.03 1646)
abaldoldman
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Since: 10.2.03
From: State College, PA

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#34 Posted on
I can not believe no one brought this up:

Giant Gonzalez!!!

I mean, the suit alone was insane.
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Since: 4.11.02
From: Winchester, VA

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#35 Posted on
Oh my God...Gron the Leprechaun! I forgot all about him! Who was the poor soul saddled with this gimmick?



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Since: 28.12.02

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#36 Posted on
someone had to bring up the Repo Man. That damned theme song...."Repo, Repo, Repo man...."



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Since: 1.3.02
From: Westminster, CA

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#37 Posted on
    Originally posted by VanillaSky
    Oh my God...Gron the Leprechaun! I forgot all about him! Who was the poor soul saddled with this gimmick?


To nitpick, it was BRAUN The Leprechaun.

And his portrayer was Wayne "Sarge" DeBruce (formerly Buddy Lee Parker of the State Patrol, and head trainer of the WCW Power Plant)


My favorite bad gimmick? Mark Henry's love affair with Chyna.



(EDIT: Typo & Gimmick Change)

(edited by Mild Mannered Madman on 10.3.03 1959)



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Since: 10.3.03
From: Elmwood, IL

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#38 Posted on
As much as I ADORE him for sticking with it, it has to be said...

KOKO B. WARE?????????

The guy's entire gimmick was, "Look, I own a parrot. His name is Frankie. I'm going to kick your ass."

Oh, and the fake Razor and Diesel. I was only, like, fourteen or fifteen, but I could not stand J.R. being a character, nor can I since--he's just fine behind the table, thank you.



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Since: 10.10.02
From: New Hampshire

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#39 Posted on
Rasta the Voodoo Mon, back around 1992 in Global. But since he may be pretty unknown to people, I'll say the Undertaker going to the spirit world, or whatever happened at the Royal Rumble when 10 people attacked him. That made me embarrassed to be a fan.



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Since: 12.1.02
From: BC, Canada

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#40 Posted on
Three Words: The Red Rooster

I win!



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