I hereby call for WWE to sign Andrew Dice Clay as the mouthpiece for the FBI on Smackdown. What with Tazz using the word "yambag" more and more frequently and Hurricane quoting the Diceman on his site, I don't think the idea is out of the question. Dice already has a sure fire heel persona, and hey it's not like he's terribly busty at the moment.. THAT'S WHAT I T'INK!
If they can hire Steiner, knowing that HE'll drop the F-bomb every once in a while, I see no reason not to hire the Diceman... except why would they want to bring in even MORE washed up entertainers.
As for him being 'busty', he might have put on a few pounds, but I doubt he's gotten implants since we saw him last, but if he did, that would make his routine SO MUCH MORE funnier.
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Originally posted by FurryHippieCoulda sworn that he was known to be Jewish, and not Italian at all. Unless of course not many people know that, in which case, go for it.
And after they bring in Andrew "Dice" Clay, they can get Kriss Kross and Bel Biv Devoe to play at Wrestlemania. It'd be the biggest show of 1989!
"It's like you lost your keys in the garage, but you look for them in the living room because the light is better." -Bill Maher, on the impending war in Iraq
Originally posted by CerebusAs for him being 'busty', he might have put on a few pounds, but I doubt he's gotten implants since we saw him last
Oh for Kurt's sake.. I meant "busy". BUSY! Unless you were taking the piss, in which case, alrighty then. Some people seem to forget that Smackdown is a taped show, so they'd be safer letting Dice loose on Thursdays than they are right now with Big Poppa Smurf on Mondays. And as for being out of date, aren't we talking about the brand whose top match for Wrestlemania is Hulk freakin Hogan vs Vince smeggin McMahon? Besides, you can't deny that John Cena is kicking a little bit o ass with the "whole stuck in 1989" thing.
Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastardAnd after they bring in Andrew "Dice" Clay, they can get Kriss Kross and Bel Biv Devoe to play at Wrestlemania. It'd be the biggest show of 1989!
They got Limp Bizket playing already on the show. They don't need to bring in anymore musical has-beans.
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Don't forget, Vince also had BoyzIIMen perform at the show a good 8 years to late, Isn't it about time he got Billy Ray Cyrus to do the national anthem? Or perhaps Richard, from the first SURVIVOR, can do a backstage vignette with spanky telling that nakedness is beautiful?
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Geez guys, don't you think you're being a WEE bit hard on the decision to have Bizkit play live? I don't like them, but they're not exactly "washed-up hasbeens" as many seem to enjoy trumpetting.
Originally posted by oldschoolheroGeez guys, don't you think you're being a WEE bit hard on the decision to have Bizkit play live? I don't like them, but they're not exactly "washed-up hasbeens" as many seem to enjoy trumpetting.
yeah, like it or not, limp bizkit are the current state of rock radio. i was actually surprised that the wwe would get such a prominent group to play at wrestlemania; they usually focus on bands they're trying to promote, like saliva.
Coulda sworn that he was known to be Jewish, and not Italian at all. Unless of course not many people know that, in which case, go for it.
Yes, he's a fellow Yid. That whole Southern Brooklyn/Staten Island Leather-jacket-with-the-gold-chains tough guy kind of culture people always assume is Italian. In reality, at least 1/3 of those guys are Jewish, or at least half Jewish. Trust me, I live in it. I mean, the guy who wrote "A Goombah's guide to life" is half-Jewish.
It seems that I am - in no particular order - Zack Morris, John Adams, a Siren, Janeane Garofalo, Cheer Bear, Aphrodite, a Chihuahua, Data, Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel, Amy-Wynn Pastor, Hydrogen, Bjork, Spider-Man, Boston, and a Chaotic Good Elvin Bard-Mage.
Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastardAnd after they bring in Andrew "Dice" Clay, they can get Kriss Kross and Bel Biv Devoe to play at Wrestlemania. It'd be the biggest show of 1989!
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