"Brewers first baseman Richie Sexson missed an intrasquad game Tuesday because he was a photo day casualty. While posing, Sexson put on a too-small hat and grabbed the bill in an attempt to stretch it for a better fit. He hurt his neck.
"I feel personally responsible," public relations man Jon Greenberg said. "I handed him a 6 5/8 when he asked for a 7 5/8."
Sexson said of the injury, "Ridiculous."
I guess some people will do anything to try and get out of playing for the Brewers.
Well, if my owner was Bud Selig's daughter, I'd probably be miscounting my sick days, to say the least. (I thought you said I had 30 sick days during the year, not 3.)
I saw that on ESPN's site, actually, although I'm too lazy to pull up the link. It had a couple other weird injuries, too.