Uh, hello! If you're reading this, you really are bored. Read a book or a magazine, watch a movie or jack off or something.
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Originally posted by ekedolphinUh, hello! If you're reading this, you really are bored. Read a book or a magazine, watch a movie or jack off or something.
My coworkers get unnerved when I start jacking off at my desk.
Originally posted by ekedolphinUh, hello! If you're reading this, you really are bored. Read a book or a magazine, watch a movie or jack off or something.
My coworkers get unnerved when I start jacking off at my desk.
That why you need to bring the newspaper to work every morning
'But if one is struck by me only a little, that is far different, the stroke is a sharp thing and suddenly lays him lifeless, and that man's wife goes with cheeks torn in lamentation, and his children are fatherless, while he, staining the soil with his red blood, rots away, and there are more birds than women swarming about him.' Diomedes, The Iliad of Homer