Oh well, at least I can flip to football during the crap parts. Oh wait, the playoffs started. Well, Murphy Brown is always there to be watched. Wait, its been off the air since the mid-90's? Damn.
Please help control the McMahon population. Have your Triple H's spayed or neutered.
OMG!!! they're giving away William Regal vs Jerry Lawler on free TV. All the months of pain have been worth the wait. This is the turnaround moment we've all been waiting for folks. Damn my having to wait till friday to see it on Sky....
"I tear my quadricep all the time. Heck I tore it this morning and I'm fine!" Kurt Angle
- 3 women who can kick ass, going at it in the ring. And no one with the surname Wilson to be seen. Sounds good to me. - Lawler/Regal there's always a possibility of an accidental stiff kick by Regal to dislocate Lawler jaw legit. That would be early consideration for match of the year if that happens. -Booker & Storm the better two workers from last weeks title switch. -Test/Maven/Brown/Nowinski could be hit or miss, there's some decent talent in here, it depends how they play it out. -Vince announcement could be interesting -I've been enjoying the H/Steiner hijinks the last few weeks, no reason why it can't be good this week also. -No word on main talent like Jericho, Michaels, RVD. Which could very well be setting something cool for the night.
Certainly looking forward to this show more then Thursday show that's forsure.
(edited by Net Hack Slasher on 13.1.03 1550) Oh they have the internet on computers now!
With the Vince and HOT! MAN! ACTION! segments tonight I'm guessing Raw is going to be really short on wrestling this week. Oh well, I'll probably be the only person who liked Regal/Lawler, and even then that's a big maybe.
It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!
Originally posted by Net Hack Slasher - Lawler/Regal there's always a possibility of an accidental stiff kick by Regal to dislocate Lawler jaw legit. That would be early consideration for match of the year if that happens.
Even if it doesn't happen, enjoy the consolation prize. If he's wrestling, he won't be announcing. Will the general public be able to watch a woman's match without the constant call of the puppies?
Originally posted by Net Hack Slasher - Lawler/Regal there's always a possibility of an accidental stiff kick by Regal to dislocate Lawler jaw legit. That would be early consideration for match of the year if that happens.
Even if it doesn't happen, enjoy the consolation prize. If he's wrestling, he won't be announcing. Will the general public be able to watch a woman's match without the constant call of the puppies?
No, probably not. They'll more than likely have him commentate on this match prior to his own.
"I tear my quadricep all the time. Heck I tore it this morning and I'm fine!" Kurt Angle
It sounds like another "heels win almost every match" night to me. Of course with the RR coming up, that's not a bad way to go. But still, the fans might not be happy with a night of only Booker T winning on the face side (Victoria, Regal and D-Lo and Chris seem like a shoo-in to win their respective matches).
I'm mostly interested to see how they will have HHH and BPP not wrestle again tonight. The top three ways to do this are as follows:
1. HHH could be at home. BPP brings a camera crew to show him invading HHH's house. Wacky firearm-related hijinx ensue.
2. HHH challenges BPP to a race through an obstacle course. BPP wins after HHH can't negotiate the tire run without falling over.
3. HHH challenges BPP to a spelling bee. HHH wins when BPP forgets the p in necrophilia. The spelling bee teacher attacks HHH afterwords, pulls off his mask to reveal Dean Douglas.
...Or they can just have a pull-apart brawl.
The call is from heroism; will you accept the charges?
They better find a way to squeeze a good portion of Goldust in there or I will NOT be happy.
He is the only reason I watch anymore. A year ago I never thought I would catch myself saying that...
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Originally posted by Net Hack Slasher - Lawler/Regal there's always a possibility of an accidental stiff kick by Regal to dislocate Lawler jaw legit. That would be early consideration for match of the year if that happens.
Even if it doesn't happen, enjoy the consolation prize. If he's wrestling, he won't be announcing. Will the general public be able to watch a woman's match without the constant call of the puppies?
Jerry has announced during his own matches before on RAW back in the mid 90's, so there is always that horrid possiblity. Also, could someone please tell the RAW crew that they are no longer in Texas, thus Jacqueline does not by state law have to be on the show.
Please help control the McMahon population. Have your Triple H's spayed or neutered.
Originally posted by TorchslasherIt sounds like another "heels win almost every match" night to me. Of course with the RR coming up, that's not a bad way to go. But still, the fans might not be happy with a night of only Booker T winning on the face side (Victoria, Regal and D-Lo and Chris seem like a shoo-in to win their respective matches).
I'm mostly interested to see how they will have HHH and BPP not wrestle again tonight. The top three ways to do this are as follows:
1. HHH could be at home. BPP brings a camera crew to show him invading HHH's house. Wacky firearm-related hijinx ensue.
2. HHH challenges BPP to a race through an obstacle course. BPP wins after HHH can't negotiate the tire run without falling over.
3. HHH challenges BPP to a spelling bee. HHH wins when BPP forgets the p in necrophilia. The spelling bee teacher attacks HHH afterwords, pulls off his mask to reveal Dean Douglas.
...Or they can just have a pull-apart brawl.
Or #4...They can have a contest on who can inject the most steroids into themselves before one of them has their heart explode.
-Victoria vs. Trish Stratus vs. Jacquelyn in a hardcore triple threat match for the Women's Title Victoria over Jacquelyn -William Regal vs. Jerry Lawler Regal via the knucks -Booker T vs. Lance Storm Booker T -Test & Maven vs. D-Lo Brown & Chris Nowinski Maven jobs to Dlo -Vince will be there Vince makes reference to own sexual organs -More WACKY HIJINKS~! between Triple H and Scott Steiner Triple H goes over bc we all know hes dying to lay down for Pump Daddy at the PPV
If someone gets urinated upon do they get pissed off or pissed on?
Wonder if his return is connected to Austin's. Both will be appearing for the first time since the Taboo Tuesday mess. I can't say I miss JR. I still hope to hear Styles announce the big main event tag match. Maybe JR will be fresh from his absence.